Otherwise known as 'How this whole mess started'.
Well where do I begin?
It was about two years ago now... It was a dark and stormy night, when suddenly, a wheezing moan rang out only to be stopped abruptly by the flash from a muzzle, and a smoking gun. The maid screamed - except the maid was a zombie...
No... No, that's not it.
Well, my being here did indeed start with a bang. And it was a moderately dark night, and I'll admit it was drizzling a little, but I love that kind of weather, anyw…
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